Build a New Bot
Completely original character, 9 written scenarios + 1 open slot, basic avatar, and custom nameplate.
$20 CAD
his_national_anthem presents
your idea,
your idea,
made worse.
Custom bot commissions, character alts, media-inspired builds, remasters, and visual assets for people who arrive with a hyper-specific idea and expect me to understand the assignment.
Most requested
Commission menu
Five base bot options, each priced by how much original development, adaptation, research, or restoration goes into it.
Create an Alt
Use an existing character in a new setup, with an optional POV change and 9 written scenarios + 1 open slot.
$14 CAD
Media-Inspired Bot
A new bot heavily inspired by a movie, TV, or game character, including source research, avatar, and nameplate.
$25 CAD
How it works
Simple process. No guessing.
Send the brief
Tell me which commission type you want, the concept, POV, relationship, scenario ideas, references, and hard limits.
Chat & approval
I review your request and reply in writing with the matching request ID, approved scope, final total, and expected turnaround.
Pay & build
Once you have my written approval, pay securely through Stripe or PayPal. Then I build and deliver the agreed commission.
Quality control
you gave me the premise. unfortunately, I had ideas.
The commission starts with your concept and ends after I have worried over the details long enough for the whole thing to feel intentional. Specific is good. Weirdly specific is better.
site supervision: Cupcake + Bunny
The house rules
You pay for more work, not tiny choices.
“Bring me the oddly specific thing. The more specific, the better.”
Choosing your own scenario ideas, specifying pet names, changing POV where the commission allows it, or giving me a painfully detailed brief does not create a pile of little fees.
Free submissions
not ready to commission?
“throw an idea into the pile and see what survives.”
Submit a free Request Graveyard idea, send a Jon Bernthal bot idea, or browse the current Graveyard masterlist for something you want to resurrect as a paid commission.